A Funny Sight

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I was driving to work and I saw a display for a lawyer.  It showed a couple exclaiming how they won the law lottery.  The woman on the billboard had a cow lick.  It was like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals.  The cow lick turned out to be a bird.

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