Smokin' in the Boy's Room

My parents are in town to visit.  For dinner, we decided to go local.  Our first attempt was to go to a bar and grill down the road.  When we walked in, we found the inside to be more bar than grill.  They said that eating was done outside.  We started to do that.  When we did, we were attacked by these little flies.  They are called no see um's.  Next, we went to a smokehouse called Porkie's.  The food was fantastic.  The meats melted in your mouth.  The sides were just as good.