I Can't Drive 55

I got on 4 this morning.  It was slow as usual.  The radio was not saying much about traffic.  Everyone was trying to get ahead of others, even though traffic was bumper to bumper.  I swear I saw a person in a walker pass me.  Found out that someone was in a little fender bender.  They had no where to go due to construction.  Luckily, the Road Ranger decided to pull it off to the side.  Once they were out of the way, it was smooth sailing.