If It's not One Thing. . .

I watched the news this morning.  Sure enough, there was an accident.  I went the back way.  It was smooth sailing.  That is until I got close to work.  I saw a sign merging lanes and orange work barrels.  As I was about to take my turn, I noticed my road was closed.  I looked down the road and there was a big hole in the road.  I had to take an alternate.  That road was congested.  I can't wait for all this construction to be done.