We went to Red Robin for my birthday dinner. For those that don't know, Red Robin is a gourmet hamburger restaurant. They offer bottomless fries. If you join their burger club, you can earn free burgers. On your birthday, you get a burger. We loaded the brood and went to the restaurant. Elana was tired, so I had a cranky child. I tried to find my burger. I had one picked out. Unfortunately, it was not to be. I was limited to what I could get. I rushed to find another. One caught my attention. It was called the Wedgie. It had a strange name, but sounded good. It had bacon and guacamole. As we waited, Elana fell asleep. Then, the burgers came. I looked at my burger. All I saw was lettuce. It hit me. I realized why it was called wedgie. The bun was lettuce wedges. On top of that, they mixed up orders, so we got an extra kids pizza and a grilled cheese sa...