Wagon Queen Family Truckster

I am standing at a Nissan dealer.  I was thinking about getting a new car.  The Versa Note looked good, but the salesperson comes up with a Versa.  I thought it was okay.  Then she tries to convince me into looking at a Sentra.  I guess it's like my car.  I said I was not interested.  Then, I look for my car.  I said it is probably like Vacation.  They probably have already crushed it.  They just came back with another offer.  I feel like a bug on a spiderweb.